Good Evening All,
Is it me? or, is everyone in the DMV celeberties?
It's amazing to me how everyone in this town feels as if they're supposed to be on the (A) list. lol. As your riding through any given hood, You will see a female any shape or size that looks dusty walking through acting like she just parked her Bentley in her 4 car garage; when in fact she in congress heights trying to see who can take her to get a beer, a blunt, or to see if "these muphafuckas put my money on my EBT card yet. She saved up a few 1st of months to go to canal street with Shaquesthia an em' so she has her fluie Vuitton, her boost mobile and she keep checking it like she has emails and VP calls because she's the CEO of a Fortune 500 co. and very important. I swear it seems the uglyier they are the screwed up their face and body language reads, as she enters the corner store to run into Poo the Pipehead who still has his very first pair of K-swiss and Coca-Cola shirt from 88. You trying to run in real quick to pay for your soda & she holding the line up cuz her EBT card not working and he trying tell you how he can detail your car and make it look "brand new". Then when you finally heading out walks in Ron-Ron & Mike-Mike " The hood's very own Jay-Z and Rick Ross giving dap and everybody in the store sweating em ( the rats, the heads, the female fiends that still think they got it everybody). They try to talk sexy and act sexy with big hands and no teeth. Then At last you out the door and here come Lil Wayne and em' with them skinny ass jeans on their wife beater tucked in their joe boxers that has faded from moms washing them every saturday. They got on foams, and Iphones but they saying you got some change when their ass should be in school and all along this their hustle to bum enough change to get a nick bag and a grape cigarello. And let's not forget Kathy or John that use to be dopefiend who got clean and landed them " a good government job" they on lunch break and they want to play their number and load up on all the snacks they bout to eat while you trying to renew your tags or chnage your address on your license. This your only day off and you trying to handle your business and get out of the heat but you encounter clowns, goons, goo boys that think they girls, Lil Wayne, Keesha, and Poo. This is my city and i love it but I LMAO, LOL, SMH, or ROTFL daily. You got to love it cause when you head up to Friendships Heights or to Tyson's you gonna run into Becky that just graduated from Potomac and her and all her Kate Spade, Ugg, and Pink wearing crew thinks they are celebrities too cause they got mommy and daddy's credit card and 300 MLS for the day.
I J S
